jokes

happy belateed birth day liwen :) hope you had fun. anywayz...

what do you say if you see your television floating at night?
put down my tv arvind!!!!

what do you call En Siva with soap solution?
cincao in soyabean

what do you call 2 black people wraped up in red blancket?
kit kat

what do you call En Siva in a pile of shit?
family

what do you call the place hokhai and chester live?
zoo

teacher : tell me what do U know about coincidence?
student : my parents got married on the same day.


once there was a magic mirror. it sucks ppl into another dimension when they lie. so one day, a brunette hair girl said...... 'im the most beautiful girl in the world' . Then she got sucked in. then a red haired girl went to the mirror and said that she was the smartest girl in the world. then she got sucked in. then a blonde hair girl said ' I think..... to the mirror and she got ducked in. whe did she get sucked in?

because she is a bimbo!

what do u call an indian on the moon?
problem

what do U call few indians on the moon?(one word)
problems

what do U call when all the indians are on the moon?
problem solved