Friday, December 10, 2010

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what kind of title is that?

muahaha year 2010.. not such a bad year after all. more caring friends, more crap in class, more work, more talk, more slack, more scoldings, more enemies, more activities, more spelling mistakes, but less marks :(

screw exams i died in my exams. not 1 but all x_x im dead. its holiday now which means time to improve but im not working HAHAHHA!! someone teach me :( save me before its too late :(
we gotta start
Looking at the hands of the time we've been given
If this is all we got and we gotta start thinking
If every second counts on a clock that's ticking
Gotta live like we're dying

We only got 86,400 seconds in a day to
Turn it all around or to throw it all away
We gotta tell them that we love them
While we got the chance to say
Gotta live like we're dying

i guess year 2010 was a failure year for me. i achieved nothing at all exept for bad news :( make bom fail. add maths almost fail. trying to get 100 for physics fail :( now im patiently waiting for year 2011 to rise to my glory MUAHAHAH!!!
1. im going to beat tang calyn
2. im going to have revenge
3. im going to get all A+ for spm
4. im going to gain 5kg

wish me good luck.. i need it

but at the same time i should be glad that im still alive. started year 2010 with a class i hated and ended up grateful that im not in the other classes haha thanks to my siblings TANG CALYN, LUKMAN HAKIM, NG WEI JIAN, and little TAN JIA GIN haha.. and of cause my great friends, husnabd and master :) p/s i didn't write ur names because im scared i may miss some of u out hahha :P

gosh holidays can be so boring. its all my moms fault for not allowing me to go to all the outings :( i really wanted to go:( now im at home and as any usual holiday, i will sleep, dream, eat, facebook, play handphone. yes as u can observe my daily activities concludes that SHIWEN IS LIFELESS.. hahah and i wont deny.

when the holidays come to an end, ill wish the holidays didn't end. its funny that i cant be satisfied with a holiday or without it. haiz in life, it is so hard to be satisfied.

but who knows.. maybe u can make me satisfied hahahah


note to the nat...
how do u expect
me to comment
when u don't
have a c box?
hahah?


p/s: this may be the last post ever.... now dont call me mr.flaminghot :

)

Friday, November 26, 2010

i always tought u would be mine


i would do anything for you


i always felt you were the one


and now u left me with


i was haunted by you in my dreams


i realised yes it was just a dream


now im all over u and i want to sing this to u




now i need


haha JKjk

Sunday, June 20, 2010

deadly words used by woman

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3

Saturday, June 19, 2010

bored to the max so... have fun

ECG when u go out

ECG if u go out with wife

/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________


how to propose if u fell in love

>
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”
Worlds smallest resign letter

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you

heart is a phone and ur a sim card(aplies to some)

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

best day to propose


Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

U are a BITCH


Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

most interesting line on shirt


Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

smile


Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Difference between Friend & Wife


U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

student teacher


Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

husband, wife and spare tyre


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

chances or recovery


Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

Friday, June 18, 2010

2010 the not so good year

well if u have noticed... i havent been blogging and my latests post was like dinosaur months ago and if most of u know my life has been wavy lately due to the change in situations and especially friends and all sorts of crap. to some of you i may not have been an awesome friend and sometimes a terrible one and i have been bored way too often but..... im trying to change.. if u have any tips please tell me cause im bored of being bored cause it is boring.... im so bored that i started to blog and im talking crap. continue with my life.. it was tough trying to fit in with the new environment and new class.. although I hated it at the beginning, it turned out not so bad as i made friends... hopefully. And as usual... i miss judged loads of people and now im trying to seek the truth and.... it isn't as easy as i thought it would be. If only i could get help. But from who? i need to find some people i can trust to trust to help me. Life isn't just about love fun friends... its complicated and we need loads of stuff to live.. for example... money, food, drinks, trust, internet, school, hand phone and too much more... some thing i believe in life is that when we do something bad or evil, we will have to repay it somehow somewhere with something. But we all tend to hats people sometimes. back stab people and accuse people for our own good.. things like this should not be done as it can be stopped effortlessly. so why dont all of us... me and my friends and "friends" stop this to make this world a more peacefull place... everyone should follow rules and not break them as they were invented to seek for justice... for example... why cheat in an exam.. exams are ment to help us see our potential and our weekness.. imagine if everyone copies and gets 100% in exams without studiying.. whats the point? we will then end up sweeping the floors or cleaning toilets...

holidays is so boring... no outing.. no fun no movie .Got basket ball but broke my braces got computer and new monitor but spoilt my graphic card ( stupid tm lah.. got power search pow my graphic card ) got mw2 but so sian play... got terry tution but no pizza. got nice phone but got tiny scratches. Got money but no 1 to spent with/on ( whichever u want) got some friends but some busy and some********. boring much and nothing to do... so im left to spend my loneliness with my phone( which i just updated super cool) I wish life was like a fary tale.. i hope it ends with a happy ending... me being a lazy boy suddenly marries a filty rich princess and becomes a ruller of a place but it isnt like that. i have to work hard and earn money myself. pffft

foot ball fever..... looks like i didnt get sick.. i know funny that im not interested... i dont see the fun and joy in it... all i see is some people running in the field kicking a ball. truthfully, i hate it.. everyone will be stuck at the tv and spoiling their eyes and no 1 willl be free to do anything.. another thing is in facebook, u can see people anymore.. all u see in their display picture is a foot ball shirt? what for? shirts are meant to be worn not posted as display pictures. pffft.. im bored... bye